Bro, none of those things will work out and the damn truth is even if it does, it ain't gonna last long. The situation is pretty messed up, man.

Na bhai, sabhi jo chalti hai unmein se kisi ka nahi hoga aur teh svadak - agar chali bhi toh bhi pnp se nahi jayegi, halat toh door ki baat hai.

Even more better till Dehradun.

aur better tak Dehradun

Hey buddy,
When will the train from Saharanpur to Prayagraj via Meerut-Hapur-Muradabad start running?
This route is crucial, man.

Bhai,
Saharanpur se Prayagraj Vandebharat via Merath-Hapur-Muradabad ke raaste kab chalegi.
Jo ki is route ki important train hai.

Haridwar to Katra via SRE-UMB-LDH-JAT maybe

Haridwar se Katra via SRE-UMB-LDH-JAT hokar shayad

That's obvious, this is the most doable route, I was just giving that guy an answer

Haridwar Katra via Sre,umb,ldh,Juc, is feasible kyunki pb,hr se haridwar ke liye bahut kam trains hai.
Cdg-shirdi sleeper me bhi ho sakta hai boss.

unhe subah aur shaam ke safar ko taalna chahiye!

Journalists are bugging, man. They be mixing up the days of operation, but the timings are still the same. This article reads more like a fictional tale than straight-up news. Where they even getting their facts from, huh?

Timings mein koi badlav nahi, sirf din ya kaam mein badlav hai aur Schedule se koi lena dena nahi hai jaise headline mein kaha gaya hai. Ye journalists kahaan se aa rahe hain aur article ek kahani lag rahi hai asli khabar se.

This train from New Delhi to Chandigarh is lit, no cap! But it leaves way too early for peeps livin' in other parts of NCR. They should switch up the departure time with the 12011 train in the morning, as this one stops at every dang district HQ on the way.
On the way back, it's goin' head to head with 20978 AII VB! They gotta change up the schedule and get it a sweet spot around 7:15.
There ain't no evening train from Chandigarh to Delhi till past midnight after 12012 is gone! So, there's a gap that needs fillin', ya feel me?