Hey NER, samjha karo yaar! Train no. 22549/50 ke baare mein sochne ka time aa gaya hai. Yeh train toh pehle din se hi bekaar hai. Kaun dega 2000/- EC ke liye, 1000/- LKO ke liye & 2550/- EC, 1440/- CC ke liye Prayagraj ke liye? LKO & Prayagraj ke liye Gorakhpur se aur sasti options (Bus & Trains) hain. Koi 4 ghante ki journey mein VVIP facilities lene mein interested nahi hai. Kisi ko PRAY ke liye LKO ke through jaane mein bhi interest nahi hai. Ab NER ke paas kuch options hain:- 1. Gkp- Bsb- Pryg route mein chala do. YA 2. Agra Cantt./ Fort tak extend kar do Ayodhya, Lko ke through. YA 3. Poore taur par band kar do. Kyunki yeh toh revenue nahi generate kar rahi hai. CC ke 500 seats mein se sirf 10-20% seats bhar jati hain, baaki 80% se lekar 90% seats har trip mein khali rehti hain. Lekin NER ye train ki regular maintenance ke liye apne resources ko barbaad kar raha hai. NER ko is baare mein seriously sochna hoga.

Indian Railway sahi naach nahi rahi hai yaar. Kuch premium trains ko passenger trains mein badalne ka plan hai. Arey, yeh kya scene hai? Bahut trains ko convert kar rahe hai, check it out.
1. 12565/66 Gonda ke liye
2. 12557/58 Gonda ke liye
3. 12555/56 Mankapur aur Babhnan ke liye
Ab toh Pipra bhi experimental stop pe add kiya gaya hai, pata nahi kya ho raha hai!

Yo, listen up! Got another serious issue to discuss. Calling all railfans to chime in. So here's my suggestion to the Railway: let's shut down Gorakhpur Railway Station for a solid 2 months. Lemme break it down for you: 1. Ya know how there's fog season, right? Well, that's causing some trains to get canceled. And the ones that ain't canceled are running like 10-12 hours late. Crazy, right? 2. There's some yard remodeling or NI work happening in Barabanki (NR). Gonna last till January 15, 2024. Cuz of this, trains going to Lko/Ljn, Delhi, Mumbai from Gorakhpur are getting canceled left and right. 3. And now NER is taking a block at Chappra. This means Maurya, Ppta-Ljn is gonna be canceled from today till January 9, 2024. And there might be more cancellations coming. So, that's why I'm telling the Railway to lock down Gorakhpur Rly Station tight, just like the first lockdown, till February 2024.

Yo, today I gotta talk about a serious issue. All you railfans gotta listen up. Here's the deal with the trains in Gorakhpur: 1. We only got 2 trains to Delhi, bro. And one of 'em (12555) goes all the way to Punjab. 2. Only one train to Kolkata, man. 3. We got one train to Kathgodam (Nainital), but that thing is already packed. 4. Ain't no direct trains to Indore, Agartala, Puri, or Malda yet. 5. No direct trains to South India, like Hubbali, Kanyakumari, Rameshwaram, or Madurai. 6. Can you believe it? No direct trains to Goa, bro. Everyone's asking for it. 7. No proper trains to Ayodhya, Sultanpur, Agra, Prayagraj, Jaunpur, or Varanasi. 8. We seriously need intercity and Jan Shatabdi services for all those cities I just mentioned, man. 9. Can't get a proper and direct train to Jaipur, Jodhpur, Udaipur, or Jaisalmer, man. 10. Same goes for Patna, Rajgir, and Bhagalpur, bro. 11. 22549/50? Useless, man. A total white elephant. So, here's what we need: 1. We need at least 3 daily trains to Delhi starting from Gorakhpur, man. 2. We can easily extend the LKO-LTT AC Express to Gorakhpur, bro. 3. We need daily or weekly services to all the places I mentioned earlier, no questions asked. 4. And at least 3 daily trains to Kolkata or Ranchi starting from Gorakhpur, man.