Finally, the first problem is sorted. Now we just have to deal with kmn and fl.

Ab das ka sabse bada rukawat hat gaya hai. Ab bas kmn aur fl baaki hai.

Still, it will take 7 hours to reach Jaipur from Jodhpur on train number 14813, and 7.30 hours from Jaipur to Jodhpur on train number 14814. Why don't they rename this train to "बैलगाड़ी Express"?

Fir bhi 14813 Jodhpur se Jaipur aane mein 7 ghante lagegi aur 14814 Jaipur se Jodhpur 7:30 ghante. Is train ka naam kyun nahi rakhte "बैलगाड़ी express"?

LOL, in the entire route, there must be at least one hurdle somewhere. But don't worry, we'll cancel it out immediately and have an instant impact!

Poore root mein ek eent bhi lagni hogi kahin par to ise to cancel kar denge turant prabhav se.

You're spot on, man. The NWR officials don't give a damn about making the train timings better. Just peep at the WR - most of the trains going to and from Rajasthan, between ADI and BVI/BSR, only take around 6 to 6.5 hours. And that's a distance of almost 460 kms! There's hardly any time to chill.