Om:-Maine shampoo par milne vali free gift ko pure mall me dhund liya, par vho mujhe kahi nahi mila
Jai:- Uspe kya free tha
Om:- Uspe Dandruff free likha Tha :P
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Jai:- Kal tu phed pe kyu chada tha
Pal:- me seb(apple) khane ke liye chada tha
Jai:-Lekin vho to aam ka phed tha
Pal:- Mujhe pata hai, me seb leke chada tha:P
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President of India:-Tum itne last me kyu khade ho
President of Pakistan:- Hum jaha Khade ho jate hai line wahi khatam ho jati hai:P