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Blog Entry# 613990
Posted: Dec 18 2012 (10:11)

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Last Response: Dec 18 2012 (20:37)
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Dec 18 2012 (10:11)   VSKP/Visakhapatnam Junction (8 PFs)
 
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Disclaimer :
All characters appearing in this work are fictitious. Any resemblance to real persons, living or dead, is purely coincidental.
Perhaps, the first of the kind to mock our own VSKP. Being in lime light, this is an attempt to make your rib bones tickle.
If it doesn't, I apologize. The script doesn't long and its a wafer thin one knotted with
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more...
various incidents happening in our country.
It keeps waving,sometime without direction but alas, some thought work has to be done from your end to understand. Few lines are strictly for the AP people as they connect easily. All the pics shared are from the Internet & the ORIGINAL COPYRIGHT stays with ACTUAL PHOTOGRAPHER
Thanks.
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One fine morning, Mr Laksha Chandra cash reddy woke up and was trying to get out of morning laziness.
His PA hurries to him and tries to give out the schedule for the day.
With a lazy grin, LC Reddy asks for the program and the conversation goes this way.
PA : Sire, today we have inaugurations of 2 new trains @ VSKP.
MoS : This is the 100th reminder you are giving on this. I haven't done anything to my constituency yet but been showering promises on them.
PA : We have to sire, else how can you get a constituency seat again.
MoS : I agree. What are the demands from those and for what all demands I have to agree?
PA : (PA reads out the complete list) Only these are the demands.
MoS : Is it for VSKP or for the whole state ?
PA : VSKP is state and state is vskp. That is the STATE of VSKP now.
They both reach VSKP to flag. Clad in nice dhoti dress, the MoS was given a grand welcome by tonnes of bouquets and garlands.
After getting garlanded, the voice of the sufferings from the passengers who booked the tickets in the new train.
Well garlanded and sparkling new coaches welcomed the MoS and his batch.
ECoR GM also followed in suit as a protocol.

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Dec 18 2012 (17:11)
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don't be so fast in ending such a good script... take a cool break, give some foods to your thought and continue this script ;)
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Dec 18 2012 (17:29)
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Marvelous write-up Mr. Pradyu. It clearly depicts from your writing, you have great sense of humour , very amusing satire, in one word AWESOME.
Keep posting such quite often, really enjoyed going through them and liked the way you presented in the form of skit, entertaining the whole crowd.
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Dec 18 2012 (17:51)
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Thank you Anjaan ji. Used to write such but some unwanted people acted against such writings and all such were stopped. Now took this brave step, as it is a mockery on my vskp only :P
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Dec 18 2012 (20:32)
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Oka Ranjulo dunnesaru maastatru...Mahaadhbutham :)
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Dec 18 2012 (20:37)
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Chaala baagundhi pradyu.. :-)
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