Over the years, we have already been approached by many potential buyers. Here's how the conversation goes:
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Buyer: We want to buy IRI. Name your price.
Me: Thank you. But I'm already pretty well off. I don't need any money.
Buyer:...
more... But there'll be so much extra money!! You can buy whatever you want in the world with that money.
Me: Yes, that's true. Now it's starting to make sense. You know what? I'll buy something I've always wanted to own with that money.
Buyer: What's that?
Me: IRI.
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