Understand English, the railfan way! :-)
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1)Optimistic - One who thinks the second local coming behind a crowded first local is always empty in Mumbai.
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2)Pessimistic- One who thinks IR will never run...
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bullet trains.
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3)Bully-One who abuses and troubles his fellow travelers who could be double his age but sits silently like a ladyboy when a hijra approaches him.
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4) Fool- One who drinks coffee in NDLS and tea in MAS.
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5)Buffoon-One who books tatkal in HWH Digha duronto on a Thursday
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6)Swagger- One who drops names of every political person on planet but travels SL on a wait listed ticket.
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7) Clod- One who thinks every railfan should either become a RM or a TTE.
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8)Illiterate- One who enters a calm battlefield called loo and exits it only after plotting bombs every where inside the battlefield.
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9)Rigid- One who claims a SL as his own and doesn't leave it despite being upgraded to 3 AC.
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10) Opportunist- One who makes sure every inch of the complimentary towel is stained.
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11)Zombie- One who thinks the regional number on his cool FM phone would be liked by all 72 passengers .
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12)Innocent- One who farts in parts and only when the train is doing high speeds.
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12) Manner less: One who farts like a howling wolf and burps loud enough to be heard by the LP.
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13) Dullard : One who occupies a SLB in Mandovi exp and keeps his shutters and windows down.
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14) Smart : One who asks for a cup of coffee or tea and pays a 5 re coin and gives a 2 re biscuit packet and a 1 re toffee to the vendor. Paying back by the same coin you know!
15) Brave : Its when a RM decides not to announce any new train in the budget but instead focus on the completion of pending projects.
16) Developing country: A country where words like bestest, wonderfullest,semi bullet,partially bullet etc are free flowing
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17) A railfan : one who eats ,drinks and dreams about trains 24/7,365 days a year.
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All definitions are to be taken lightly. They are not related to any individual or incident or any living organism.